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AM I THE FIRST PERSON TO REALIZE THAT STEPHANIE MEYERS IS JUST REPACKAGING WHAT ANNE RICE WRITES TO A YOUNGER AUDIENCES.

I want to do an edit, I just don’t know of what

Hey wow blast from the past. Anyone remember this?

Hey wow blast from the past. Anyone remember this?

Ok big news a brewing

Daddy bought me a beautiful dress and that petticoat I’ve been dying to have. Plus candy, I swear he is trying to plumpin me up!

myageofinnocence:


Touch me please, it’s for science


cuteee

myageofinnocence:

Touch me please, it’s for science

cuteee

isis-:

seekingtheunordinary:

deathbeforediet:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

that is the best use for that quote i have ever seen…

Ok hold up now. You can tear apart what someone wears and still think they are just as deserving of equal rights as anyone. You can make fun of someone’s clothing choice, but still respect them as a human being. Times change, necessities change and you know what you dick heads, she’s not a villain. She’s had to work so hard to get everything she has Did you know that her husband spent all her money and killed himself leaving her alone to raise a child? Do you know all the crap she had to put up with to pave the way for female comedians? Should she not make fun of people’s actions and choices? Well yeah, but people watch her show because they love to put hate on her, all the while doing the exact same thing she’s doing: judging people.

I turned my laptop into a gamecube so I can play nostalgia games and my Snow White sticker came in and it’s beautiful and I feel really technologically hips and cool

Anonymous said: What do you mean by tester for fairy tale renditions? I'm interested but slightly confused

Like read my versions of fairy tales I’m writing before I release it to the public when I publish it

Hey if anyone is interested in being a tester for some of the fairy tale renditions I’m doing (and will publish at some time) please make no hesitation on messaging me

I’m drowning

Why does nothing want to work out for me? Seriously?